What to do with scam phone calls?

NotADcotor

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Scams and just persistent sales people. A pox on them.
My jive soul bro has fund sometimes by asking them if they are right with Jesus, they usually hang up pretty fast.

This one time, at band camp, I mean Hamilton I was getting ready to go to uni and I get a call from some guy selling those books of coupons.
Do you want to save money
No [I'm not stupid]
Then he goes on to list all the places they have coupons
I don't go to any of these places [true]
He just wouldn't let it go, so I out the phone down and proceeded to get ready, I can hear him talking to nobody for an extended period of time. When the voices stopped, I just hung up.

They don't fucking listen, so why should I give a shit

Most of the time I just say no and hang up, or not interested and when they don't get the hint hang up. I really should just hang up without a word, they have no respect for me, why should I for them.

One new thing these cunts do is give you a survey for this or that. Then later they tell you that you were entered into a raffle because of the survey and won and when could they come over to drop of the prize. Not mentioning what it is. It's like fuck off, don't waste my time. Probably either a coupon for some inflated service I don't need or some BS prize to give them an excuse to come to my door to sell me something on false pretenses.

While I am on a rant. Every time you do business somewhere they always hit you up with a survey sometimes with some prize involved which you have basically no chance of winning. Leave me the fuck along, I am not going to do your marketing for free, never mind most people just lie on these things. At least with Cineplex they flat out offer you a buck worth of points right away.
 
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La la land
I got one talking away in Mandarin a while ago. I tried learning Mandarin for a couple of months so I hit her with.
: Wǒ bù huì shuō pǔtōnghuà
That stopped her in her tracks.
What is the translation?

Google couldn't do it.
 

SexB

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I once got a call from a CRA scammer just before 5 a few weeks before X-Mas.

I was tempted to call them back and ask if they honestly expected me to believe that even the most dedicated government employee would make a call like that so close to quitting time on a Friday and starting legal proceedings a couple weeks before most government offices would be shutting down for the holidays.
 
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Robert Mugabe

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What is the translation?

Google couldn't do it.
OK. basically it says I don't speak Mandarin. I actually said "I'm sorry. I don't speak Mandarin" Which phonetically spelt sounds to me like "dui bushi. Wo bo hweshwa potungqua" potungqua means "the people's language"
I just tried using google translate on my phone and it sounds just like how I thought it should sound.
 
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NotADcotor

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OK. basically it says I don't speak Mandarin. I actually said "I'm sorry. I don't speak Mandarin" Which phonetically spelt sounds to me like "dui bushi. Wo bo hweshwa potungqua" potungqua means "the people's language"
I just tried using google translate on my phone and it sounds just like how I thought it should sound.
It's been done by the Kids in the Hall

Another amusing thing you can do is go to a Chinese person and say something in Japanese like Konnichiwa and when you get the "I'm Chinese not Japanese" hit them with a big long apology speech in Chinese. Ah how could I be so stupid, so on so forth.

Other fun things. When meeting a Korean seem REALLY happy but instead of going on about Kpop and Kdrama say, "Korean! OMG I bet you must LOVE old time hockey. Eddie Shore, Red Horner, Gordie Howe huh? and enjoy the confusion. Doesn't work so well in Cornhell though there is a hockey school in town apparently it has a lot of Korean and Japanese students.
 

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It's best to ignore them.
 
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Adam_hadam

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I do not answer unless caller is in contact list or I am expecting a call

I will check voicemail

If they left silent message in voice mail I block caller
With an asian indian accent, "Hello, its Paul calling from Rogers."
I say, "No, its Tahir calling from Chennai, how's the weather there?"
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Robert Mugabe

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It's been done by the Kids in the Hall

Another amusing thing you can do is go to a Chinese person and say something in Japanese like Konnichiwa and when you get the "I'm Chinese not Japanese" hit them with a big long apology speech in Chinese. Ah how could I be so stupid, so on so forth.

Other fun things. When meeting a Korean seem REALLY happy but instead of going on about Kpop and Kdrama say, "Korean! OMG I bet you must LOVE old time hockey. Eddie Shore, Red Horner, Gordie Howe huh? and enjoy the confusion. Doesn't work so well in Cornhell though there is a hockey school in town apparently it has a lot of Korean and Japanese students.
Sounds like a lot of work. "I'm Chinese not Japanese" Reminds me of an old joke about a Jewish guy and a Chinese guy on a train. Pearl Harbor comes into the conversation. But again. A lot of work just to tell it.
 

NotADcotor

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Sounds like a lot of work. "I'm Chinese not Japanese" Reminds me of an old joke about a Jewish guy and a Chinese guy on a train. Pearl Harbor comes into the conversation. But again. A lot of work just to tell it.
Meh, just have to learn a brutally hard language to a high level. Nothing to it.
 

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I used to string them along every now and then, till I a) realized that by answering you are inviting more calls and b) reminded myself that the caller is just some poor bastard trying to make a living to feed himself and his family, the boss is actually the bad guy.
 

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If the call looks like it is coming from Canada I have to answer for work. As soon as someone says something like "I am calling from Bell/Rogers/Duct cleaning/Visa fraud department" I tell them no they are not yell F off and hang up