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  • Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.

    I’m back at work today, noon to 8, near Yonge and Eglinton.
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    I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...

    I’m only working today and Saturday this week. Today I have some availability 11 to 9, text me to book 647-749-9630
    I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
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    I'm working until 8 today! Near Yonge and Eglinton,
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    If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.
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    It's Fridayyy! Start your weekend with me, working until 9 near Yonge and Eglinton.
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    I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems. So I bought 2.
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    How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

    I’m available until 8 today! Yonge and Eglinton area.
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    I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.

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    What do call a criminal landing an airplane? Condescending.

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    I was making a joke about retirement. It did not work.

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    What do you call a dog who meditates? Aware wolf.

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    What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.

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    This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.
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    It’s Day of the Dead! Get a respite from spooky season with me, 12 to 8 near Yonge and Eglinton.
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    What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?

    I hope you all had a Happy Halloween! I’m available until 9 tonight, Yonge and Eglinton area.
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    It's Devil's Night! Come be devilish with me until 9 tonight, Yonge and Eglinton area.
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    I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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    What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

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    What did one Dorito farmer say to the other? “Cool Ranch!”

    I’m working today, Yonge and Eglinton area, 11 to 9.
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    I’m back from vacation! I’m working my regular schedule this week: Wednesday, Friday, Saturday.
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    My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
    Today is the only day this week I’m working! 11:30 to 9’ Yonge and Eglinton area.
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