I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
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I'm working today until 8, Yonge and Eglinton area.
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I'm working today until 8, Yonge and Eglinton area.
Text me to book 647-749-9630
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I tell dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
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I’m available today until 9, Yonge and Eglinton area.
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
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I'm available today until 5, all booked up with appointments after! Yonge and Eglinton area.
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Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
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I’m working today 11:30 to 9, Yonge and Eglinton area.
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Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
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I’m working today near Yonge and Eglinton, 12 to 8.
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If the early bird gets the worm, I’ll sleep in until there’s pancakes.
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I’m working today, Yonge and Eglinton area, 11 to 9.
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What do you call someone who won't stick to a diet? A desserter.
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I’m working today until 9, Yonge and Eglinton area.
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Stop looking for the perfect match…use a lighter.
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I’m available today from noon to 8, Yonge and Eglinton area.
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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
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I’m available today until 9, Yonge and Eglinton area.
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Why is cold water so insecure? Because it’s never called hot.
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I’m working today until 9, Yonge and Eglinton area!
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What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
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Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school.
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I'm working until 9, Yonge and Eglinton area.
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I’m back from the cottage, all refreshed!
I’m working my usual schedule again this week:
Today and Friday 11 to 9
Saturday 12 to 8
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Hey guys, today is the only day that I’m in this week! I have appointment times available from 12 to 8:30, Yonge and Eglinton area.
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Have a great long weekend!
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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I’m working today in the Yonge and Eglinton area until 8!
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It takes guts to be an organ donor.
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It’s Fridayyyy! Cum see me from 11:30: 9, Yonge and Eglinton area
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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.
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I’m working today, Yonge and Eglinton area, 11:30 to 9
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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.
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I’m working today 12 to 8, Yonge and Eglinton area!
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Why was the colour green notoriously single? It was always so jaded.
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How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
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